Symbolism.

Im gunna go with the top left picture. I think it symbolizes that even good people can have bad things happen to them. Like the po po shootin the chicken. However it could symbolize that the po po shoot at chickens, which could mean that they should only have tazers and not guns. Either way the po po are doing something wrong, including the hat. The hat is a definite negative on the coolness scale. Nobody wears abe lincoln hats anymore.

Esapeasm...

While i was considering robbing a bank i had to way out my options. First i had to open the vahlt, then get away from the po po. But that was no matter as to which i needed to consider how to get away, so i just winged it as usual. I got all the money and realized the building was surrounded by the po po and the super po po, also known as SWAT. So instead of taking hostiges i gave one of the people a big gun and tied them up so they looked dangerous, however there were no bullets in the gun. Now as he as now the robber and i was the hostage, i decided that i would let myself go. So i did. And upon getting outside the SWAT and po po rushed in. While everyone was away i decided i was going to borrow a car. now mind you it was no ordinary car, it was a helicopter. With the acquired money and helicopter i flew myself to an island, know forever to this day as pwned.

Word End

The world will end by a whole heck of a lot of fire, people will be like, "sheoot! wheres the fire trucks!!?" but then they will realize all the fire trucks have been burned up. Then they will look for the water and there will be none because that will have all burned up as well. They will then proceed to try and find a liquid that will quench the fires thirst.

They will find a liquid known as gasoline, but in there eagerness to douse the flames they will not realize that will only fuel the fire. They will pour onto the fire with helicopters and planes and be in wonder as to why the flames will not remove themselves. After they run out of gasoline, they will proceed to fight fire with fire and launch nukes into the flame.

Little did they know that the radiation from the nukes would create a fireball the size of russia. After they launched all the nukes they realized that they had blown up the moon. Now the moon has a rather large gravitational pull, so gravity began to lesson, and with the gravity the air as well. So the flames without enough oxygen to keep itself a blaze eventually died off.

About four weeks later there will be an asteroid that will hit the earth and it will kill everything and everyone except for one person. His name is ironicly Shaeboof, which is translated into, "The one who dies by the asteroid"

But little did he know that the asteroid had created a black hole on the other side of the planet. About nine hours later he is sucked through a hole about the size of a dime along with the rest of the universe.

That sir, is how the world ends.....or is it.....

Funny Jokes

1.) why'd the chicken cross the road you ask? Well because he was obviously trying to get hit by a car...

2.) How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch n' sticker at the bottom of the pool.

3.) Do you work for UPS? Cause I think I saw you checkin out my package....

Is Evey like a child?

Evey is like a child because she is still very dependent on people. I know this because on pg. 25 she starts to cry because V left to go do something and she was worried that he would not come back. This tells me that she is still a child because little kids get scared when their parents leave them somewhere. I think that Evey thinks V is like a father figure and she gets scared when he is not around, she gets scared in general when she is alone.

Illegal Immigration

Well that is a tough one to decide on. However, i think that instead of having to check on people to make sure they can come into our country, we should just buy all the other countries. I mean come on, were all ready like what, 10 trillion dollars in debt? What's another 30 trillion on top of that?

And if we did buy all the countries in the world we would have no debt, because everything would be ours. Then we wouldn't have to worry about imigrants, because everybody would be American, and we would have A LOT of people in America. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of...7 billion Americans? I could deal with that.

Not to mention if we owned everything, then it wouldn't cost anything to import all this nonsense from other countries and there would be no expensive whatnot.

In five years I plan on...

In five years i plan on being a very famous race car driver. I will be referred to as "The GOAT" aka The Greatest of All Time. I will be so good at what I do, I could make coffee in my race car and drink it without spilling, a drop...

I will have a house in every country and a car on the moon, just in case I need to take an early morning drive. Oh and I forgot to mention, I will also have a personal spaceship that can go to the moon in under 3 seconds. That's a definite rush but that still isn't as fast as I race in my race car.

I drive an SSC Ultimate Aero TT, also known as the worlds fastest car. She cost's a lot to maintain but that's why I have my personal chimp so i can make some extra income by having him dance on main streets.