Word End

The world will end by a whole heck of a lot of fire, people will be like, "sheoot! wheres the fire trucks!!?" but then they will realize all the fire trucks have been burned up. Then they will look for the water and there will be none because that will have all burned up as well. They will then proceed to try and find a liquid that will quench the fires thirst.

They will find a liquid known as gasoline, but in there eagerness to douse the flames they will not realize that will only fuel the fire. They will pour onto the fire with helicopters and planes and be in wonder as to why the flames will not remove themselves. After they run out of gasoline, they will proceed to fight fire with fire and launch nukes into the flame.

Little did they know that the radiation from the nukes would create a fireball the size of russia. After they launched all the nukes they realized that they had blown up the moon. Now the moon has a rather large gravitational pull, so gravity began to lesson, and with the gravity the air as well. So the flames without enough oxygen to keep itself a blaze eventually died off.

About four weeks later there will be an asteroid that will hit the earth and it will kill everything and everyone except for one person. His name is ironicly Shaeboof, which is translated into, "The one who dies by the asteroid"

But little did he know that the asteroid had created a black hole on the other side of the planet. About nine hours later he is sucked through a hole about the size of a dime along with the rest of the universe.

That sir, is how the world ends.....or is it.....

Funny Jokes

1.) why'd the chicken cross the road you ask? Well because he was obviously trying to get hit by a car...

2.) How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch n' sticker at the bottom of the pool.

3.) Do you work for UPS? Cause I think I saw you checkin out my package....

Is Evey like a child?

Evey is like a child because she is still very dependent on people. I know this because on pg. 25 she starts to cry because V left to go do something and she was worried that he would not come back. This tells me that she is still a child because little kids get scared when their parents leave them somewhere. I think that Evey thinks V is like a father figure and she gets scared when he is not around, she gets scared in general when she is alone.

Illegal Immigration

Well that is a tough one to decide on. However, i think that instead of having to check on people to make sure they can come into our country, we should just buy all the other countries. I mean come on, were all ready like what, 10 trillion dollars in debt? What's another 30 trillion on top of that?

And if we did buy all the countries in the world we would have no debt, because everything would be ours. Then we wouldn't have to worry about imigrants, because everybody would be American, and we would have A LOT of people in America. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of...7 billion Americans? I could deal with that.

Not to mention if we owned everything, then it wouldn't cost anything to import all this nonsense from other countries and there would be no expensive whatnot.

In five years I plan on...

In five years i plan on being a very famous race car driver. I will be referred to as "The GOAT" aka The Greatest of All Time. I will be so good at what I do, I could make coffee in my race car and drink it without spilling, a drop...

I will have a house in every country and a car on the moon, just in case I need to take an early morning drive. Oh and I forgot to mention, I will also have a personal spaceship that can go to the moon in under 3 seconds. That's a definite rush but that still isn't as fast as I race in my race car.

I drive an SSC Ultimate Aero TT, also known as the worlds fastest car. She cost's a lot to maintain but that's why I have my personal chimp so i can make some extra income by having him dance on main streets.

Bombing from America

I don't think that we, America should bomb any country that opposes us because that would just start a ridiculous chain of bombing countries. All the different countries would all be like, " Hey if America can bomb so and so, then we can bomb Canada". Then Canada would be like, " What did we do wrong?"

So what I am saying is that we should really just try and talk it out before we decide to wipe that certain country off the face of the earth. I'm not saying that a nuclear winter wouldn't be cool because I like the winter, I'm just simply saying that it's probably bad on the environment for us to induce our own winter. Not a good idea on our part.

U.S. Languages

I think that we should declare English as our national language but we should still be open to other languages.

Almost everyone in America speaks English and there are quite a few who speak Spanish. But there are also some people that speak other languages, like Japanese and Russian.

We should be open to try and help the people in out country that don't speak English to understand what we say and what we sell.

For example, someone walks into Wal-Mart and they don't speak an ounce of English, then we should be able to help them communicate with us.

If we did make English our national language then we should make it a requirement to to take a year of foreign language.

That would help us to help other people that don't speak English in our country.

All Drugs SHOULD be legal

Drugs are good for you if used in the right dosages and environment. For example, taking steroids to become a huge body building crazy fanatic, bad decision. On the other hand, you get a really bad case of the black lung and you have to take steroids to make them work again, good decision.

But if there is a bunch of the crack cocaine looking at you, and your looking back at it, thats already a bad idea. All it wants is your body, and doesn't care about your personality. It just wants your body for some money and then leaves a few hours later, like a hooker.

Drugs over the counter for a sickness or disease are good, those are the feel better pills. But if you take the feel better pills and you don't have the disease and sickliness, then that would yet again be a bad decision.

Now if all drugs were legal, i am thinking there wouldn't be a whole lot of crazy people getting shot because of the crack cocaine. Everyone would soon realize that drugs were legal and it wouldn't be fun anymore. Everyone would have to move on to something else, like stealing cars. Then in like 20 years we would have to make it legal to steal cars, because everybody is already doing it.

So in the end, legal drugs, bad idea. The only reason drugs are so much for people is because it's illegal to have them, and we all know, it's fun to be a rebal.