Word End

The world will end by a whole heck of a lot of fire, people will be like, "sheoot! wheres the fire trucks!!?" but then they will realize all the fire trucks have been burned up. Then they will look for the water and there will be none because that will have all burned up as well. They will then proceed to try and find a liquid that will quench the fires thirst.

They will find a liquid known as gasoline, but in there eagerness to douse the flames they will not realize that will only fuel the fire. They will pour onto the fire with helicopters and planes and be in wonder as to why the flames will not remove themselves. After they run out of gasoline, they will proceed to fight fire with fire and launch nukes into the flame.

Little did they know that the radiation from the nukes would create a fireball the size of russia. After they launched all the nukes they realized that they had blown up the moon. Now the moon has a rather large gravitational pull, so gravity began to lesson, and with the gravity the air as well. So the flames without enough oxygen to keep itself a blaze eventually died off.

About four weeks later there will be an asteroid that will hit the earth and it will kill everything and everyone except for one person. His name is ironicly Shaeboof, which is translated into, "The one who dies by the asteroid"

But little did he know that the asteroid had created a black hole on the other side of the planet. About nine hours later he is sucked through a hole about the size of a dime along with the rest of the universe.

That sir, is how the world ends.....or is it.....

Funny Jokes

1.) why'd the chicken cross the road you ask? Well because he was obviously trying to get hit by a car...

2.) How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch n' sticker at the bottom of the pool.

3.) Do you work for UPS? Cause I think I saw you checkin out my package....

Is Evey like a child?

Evey is like a child because she is still very dependent on people. I know this because on pg. 25 she starts to cry because V left to go do something and she was worried that he would not come back. This tells me that she is still a child because little kids get scared when their parents leave them somewhere. I think that Evey thinks V is like a father figure and she gets scared when he is not around, she gets scared in general when she is alone.