Illegal Immigration

Well that is a tough one to decide on. However, i think that instead of having to check on people to make sure they can come into our country, we should just buy all the other countries. I mean come on, were all ready like what, 10 trillion dollars in debt? What's another 30 trillion on top of that?

And if we did buy all the countries in the world we would have no debt, because everything would be ours. Then we wouldn't have to worry about imigrants, because everybody would be American, and we would have A LOT of people in America. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of...7 billion Americans? I could deal with that.

Not to mention if we owned everything, then it wouldn't cost anything to import all this nonsense from other countries and there would be no expensive whatnot.

In five years I plan on...

In five years i plan on being a very famous race car driver. I will be referred to as "The GOAT" aka The Greatest of All Time. I will be so good at what I do, I could make coffee in my race car and drink it without spilling, a drop...

I will have a house in every country and a car on the moon, just in case I need to take an early morning drive. Oh and I forgot to mention, I will also have a personal spaceship that can go to the moon in under 3 seconds. That's a definite rush but that still isn't as fast as I race in my race car.

I drive an SSC Ultimate Aero TT, also known as the worlds fastest car. She cost's a lot to maintain but that's why I have my personal chimp so i can make some extra income by having him dance on main streets.

Bombing from America

I don't think that we, America should bomb any country that opposes us because that would just start a ridiculous chain of bombing countries. All the different countries would all be like, " Hey if America can bomb so and so, then we can bomb Canada". Then Canada would be like, " What did we do wrong?"

So what I am saying is that we should really just try and talk it out before we decide to wipe that certain country off the face of the earth. I'm not saying that a nuclear winter wouldn't be cool because I like the winter, I'm just simply saying that it's probably bad on the environment for us to induce our own winter. Not a good idea on our part.

U.S. Languages

I think that we should declare English as our national language but we should still be open to other languages.

Almost everyone in America speaks English and there are quite a few who speak Spanish. But there are also some people that speak other languages, like Japanese and Russian.

We should be open to try and help the people in out country that don't speak English to understand what we say and what we sell.

For example, someone walks into Wal-Mart and they don't speak an ounce of English, then we should be able to help them communicate with us.

If we did make English our national language then we should make it a requirement to to take a year of foreign language.

That would help us to help other people that don't speak English in our country.